[JP walks into the sauna, two guys are just sitting.]
Stranger 1: hey
JP: hey [sits]
Stranger 2: we're shooting a movie.
Stranger 2: it's called "Sweaty Fuckers 2"
Stranger 2: it's a porno
JP: yeah, I wonder if a video camera would survive in this hot, humid environment
Stranger 2: THAT'S his comment? You've got nothing against the gay porno, but you want to know if the humidity would damage the camera?
JP: pretty much; this is Kanata, dude
This is so typical of conversations I have.